The other day Kaleb and I were talking and Kaleb said to me, “Everyone has issues, right?”
The question sort of took me aback and so I answered, “I suppose, Son. So, what issues do I have?”
Kaleb: “You know, Dad. You have issues when I don’t mind you.”
Me: “Then, what issues do you have?”
Kaleb: “Sometimes, I have issues with minding you.”
Me: Then, I wouldn’t have issues if you minded me, would I?
Kaleb: “No, and I wouldn’t have issues either!”
Me: “Now that we’ve got that settled, what issues does Mom have?”
Kaleb: “You know, Dad. She has issues when you don’t mind her!”
Hmmm… I guess he’s right. Everyone has issues!